Move over Boca Burgers, there’s a new sheriff in town: Gardein’s Beefless Burgers. And in case any of you lily-livered, bow-legged varmints get any idears, ya better know who yer dealin’ with. It’s the hootiness, tootiness, shootiness, bob tailed wildcat in the west; the fastest and most delicious gun north, south, east, aaaaaaand west of the Pecos. It’s bold. It’s dark. And it really packs a meaty punch. We still love you Boca. Your Chik’n patties are one of the most delicious things on the whole damn planet. But when it comes to veggie burgers, we’re moving on. The fastest way to our heart is through our stomach. And Gardein’s Beefless Burger shot us straight through the gut.